I arrived at StripXpertease headquarters a bit late. If you're looking to boost your sexual IQ, StripXpertease likely has a class for you. (There's also another location in Los Angeles.) Founded in 2005, StripXpertease offers classes on everything from the art of the lapdance to how to talk dirty. The 2.5-hour class was offered by StripXpertease, an NYC-based, female-driven enterprise that strives to help women reach their highest level of sexual confidence. So when I was offered the opportunity to take a blow job class on a sunny Saturday afternoon, I was quick to sign up. That said, I firmly believe in the value of higher education. There are very few things I'm really good at, but one thing is for sure: I give great blow jobs (or so my exes have told me). I have no desire to train for Tough Mudder or any other iteration thereof, because running outside is really hard.
I don't have a PhD, nor have I written the next Great American Novel.
